Musical Ministers - 25th October 2022
Twas time Cone Man
Burst forth in verse.
Tumult shocked Common Man,
Tribal leaders were shockingly perverse.
Tories proud of their ‘stability’,
Projecting visions of tranquility.
Tories dismayed at their inability,
Prime Ministers serially sent to Coventry.
Cameron thought he knew best,
Cameron was shocked by Brexit.
May thought Remaining the best,
May sent on her merry way to the exit.
Johnson was jolly good fun,
Johnson was a jolly good clown.
Truss promised to get things done,
Truss after 44 days, went down.
‘General Election’ cried Starmer,
Tories saw no going back.
Hoping to make stormy seas calmer,
Sending for Sunak.
‘Blazing cones!’ Cone Man exclaimed.
‘This is worse than Game of Thrones ...’
© Craig Turney